2018 Tour de France Bold Preditions

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We made everyone on the team/staff pick their winners and the biggest jerk for the 2018 Tour. Here are their predictions. 

Quick Observations about the picks.

  1. Apparently, only half the crew took the time to look up who was still eligible for the white jersey.
  2. Tim Bottrell didn’t take the time to make any pics.
  3. Braiden Voss isn’t at the Tour….yet.
  4. No one likes Team Sky.
  5. But Cody still loves Michal Kwiatkowski NO MATTER WHAT!
  6. We had to change the “Eat A blank” for political correctness.
  7. Will says Sagan is the coolest, and since he’s a teenager, he’s right.

Dan Ellis

Yellow – Yates
Green – Sagan
Polka – Landa
White – Moscon

Coolest rider – Phinney

Eat a Rotten Tomato – UCI, SKY, ASO

Cody Sovis

Yellow – Dumoulin
Green – Sagan
Polka – Atapuma
White – Latour

Coolest rider – Michal Kwiatkowski

Eat some plain yogurt – Froome

Will Unger

Yellow- Romain Bardet
Green- Peter Sagan
Polka- Egan Bernal
White- Simon Yates

Coolest-Peter Sagan

Eat A Cow Tongue- Not too sure about this so let’s go with Froome.

Brian Beckwith

Yellow – Dumoulin
Green – Sagan
Polka – Landa
White – Braiden Voss
Coolest – Phinney unless Alex Howes is riding (he probably isn’t & I’m too lazy to look it up)
Eat a Turnip – Lance Armstrong and his podcast.
Wes Sovis
Yellow – Dumoulin
Green – Sagan
Polka – Landa
White – Bob Jungels? He still young enough?
Coolest Rider: Rigoberto Uran. Dude has his own clothing line for shit’s sake. So baller.
Eat a brick: Sky and everyone rooting for them. Americans blindly supported Armstrong despite the accusations for years. They should take it from us. Froome is dirty. The whole sport is dirty. We should watch Sport mountain bike races instead. They’re clean. Well. Probably.
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